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xTw NEWS CONFERENCE: July 31, 2006

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Welcome to the news conference. The subject of today's conference: BCW wrestler Wildman Weaver was attacked earlier in the week, and they immediately suspected xTw and tried to contact us. We did not field their calls, and began an internal investigation. Upon completion, we informed them we would have a conference to let the secret out. A technical problem forced the conference to be postponed, but here it is now. Let's turn it over to Devon Martin, xTw Director Of Authority.

Welcome to the conference. First of all, I would like to say it has not been easy in my first month as xTw DOA, but we made it through. Now on with it. Because of recent problems with BCW & C.E.N. in particular, our investigation began with xTw Champion Powerslave. And we did not have to go any further. I would now like to welcome the xTw Champion Powerslave to come explain his situation
*Powerslave takes the stand*
   "Yeah, I did it. So what? You see, one night, Powerslave was sitting at home, shining his many trophies & championships, when his phone rang. He answered it. It was none other, than BCW's newest star, Bad Butt Billard. He made me an offer I couldn't refuse. He offered me a hefty sum to do a contracted hit. Well, Powerslave considered his offer, and since Weaver is C.E.N.'s boy, he figured he could get two birds with one stone. SO, he made his way to BCW. He attacked Wildman Weaver. And if he ever wrestles again, he will be lucky. But, I know you are all thinking that Billard is a traitor. That hes coming to xTw. HES NOT. He is not welcome. And should he grace the steps of xTw with his presence, he will be finding himself in a rather precarious spot in a TORTURE CELL MATCH with ME!!!!!!"
*Devon Martin returns to stand*
  Quite right, Powerslave. Billard is NOT WELCOME in xTw. Thank you all for coming, and don't forget, xTw Slamboree is live, August 5, from the xTw Arena.

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